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Homer J. Simpson
Homer The Great
Age:36 Height:6' Weight:235-265 lbs. Occupation(s):Over 188. Main jobs include, Power Plant Maget/Safety Inspector, Body Gaurd To The Mayor, Father, Bootlegger, Grease Junky, Bum, etc.. He also holds the power plant record for the most years worked at an entry level position. Favorite Foods: Pork Rinds, Donuts, Pork Chops, Krusty Burgers, Steak, Fish, Roasted Peanuts, Seafood and pretty much any food that exists. Favorite Drinks: Duff Beer, Beer, And Other Various Alcoholic Beverages. Favorite Store: Kwik-E-Mart Of Course Famous Sayings:D'Oh!, Mmmmmmhhhh... (insert food here).. (insert drueling sound here)... Favorite Pastimes: Duff, Sleeping, Avoiding Bart, Sitting On The Couch Watching T.V. Random Facts: Owner Of The Small Business, Mr Plow, Has Been In Space As A Nasa Astronaut, Charged With Sexual harrassment, Was The Neighboor of George Bush Senior, Boxed A Heavy Weight Champ, Unknowingly Assisted A Super-Terrorist. Character Summary: Homer is a great father and husband who struggles constantly between good and evil and his alcohol addiction. He has been an American Idol for over 20 years and will remain one likly forever. His infamy reaches nearly every country in the world as the main character of the simpsons. Overall The Simpsons (fuled by Homer), has been dubbed into over 17 languages. Voiced By: Dan Castellaneta
Bart Simpson
El Barto
Age:10 Height:5' 1'' Personality:Devious, Underacheiving, School Hating, clever, irreverent, mischievous Abilities And Skills: Is absolutly obssesed with practical jokes. He enjoys vandalism, fraud, prank calls to Moe's Tavern, skate boarding, and video games.
Hero: Krusty The Clown Past Loves:Laura Powers, Jessica Lovejoy. Findings: Blinky The Three Eyed Fish. The Coment That Almost Destroyed Springfield. Random Facts: Tricked the Australian ecosystem with a bullfrog. Sawed off the head of the town statue of Springfield founder Jebediah Springfeild. Was once mistaken for a genius. Had a breif career as a daredevil. Became the famous fad, The "I didnt do it boy" on Krusty The Clown. Voiced By: Dan Castellaneta
Marjorie Bouvier
Marge Simpson
Age: 34 Shoesize: 13AA Things Found In Her Hair: Large sums of mone, cats, roosters, and Maggie. Occupations: Springfield police officer, pretzel franchisee, strikebreaking teacher, worker at Springfield Power Plant, carhop waitress. Criminal Record: Convicted of misdemeanor shoplifting and drunk driving. Admirers: Artue Ziff, Mr. Burns, Moe, Springfield Isotopes player Flash Baylor. Hair Dye: Blue #56 Political Affiliations: Mary Bailey supporter. Twice voted for Jimmy Carter. Skin colour: Yellow Turn-Ons: Having her elbows nibbled, Homer's Mr. Plow jacket. Random Facts: Lead role in community musical production of "Oh! Streetcar.". came up with the idea for Springfield to host a film festival. Commissioned by Mr. Burns to paint his portrait. Once encouraged Lisa to smile despite the fact that she was depressed. Briefly stopped loving her son Bart after he shoplifted and killed a bird. Considered an affair with kegling pro, Jacques. Voiced By: Nancy Cartwright
Lisa Simpson
Mona Lisa
Age: 8 Height: 36'' Personality: Intellectual and over-achieving. Loves helping people, helping the enviorment, helping animals. Also loves cats, and her saxaphone. Abilities And Skills: Learning, reading, playing the saxaphone (occasionally the guitar), writing, public speacking, journalism.
Hero: Bleeding Gums Murphy Past Loves And Relationships: (1st)Subsitute Teacher Mr. Bergstron.. (2nd)Nelson Muntz.. (3rd) Ralph Wiggum.. (4th)Colin Addictions: The Corey Hotline, Truckers Choice Stay-Awake Tablets. Random Facts: Desired by Ralph Wiggum. Passed the Second Grade as a student (first girl student ever) at Rommelwood Military Academy. Mentored by he dead (R.I.P.) jazzman Bleeding Gums Murphy. Disgusted and offended by the talking Malibu Stacey doll's lack of inegrity, and negative sterotypes incorporated into it. Voiced By: Dan Castellaneta
Margaret Simpson
Maggie Simpson
Age: 1 Abilities And Skills: Falling over, sucking on a pacifier First Word: "Daddy" Dislikes: Gerald, the one eyebrowed baby Random Facts: Shot Mr. Burns Voiced By: Liz Georges, Elizabeth Taylor, Nancy Cartwright, James Earl Jones, Yeardley Smith, Jodie Foster, Matt Groening (sucking)
Santas Little Helper
No. 8.
Age: Unkown Breed: GreyHound Race Track Record: A Steady line of losing throughout his racing career.
Favorite Drink: Toilet-Bowl Water Relatives:Loves: She's the Fastest and Rosa Barks, Children: 25 puppies and 8 additional ones Favorite Foods: Entrails, Guts, Snouts, and everything else Homer eats. Color: Redish-Orangish-Brown First Appearance:Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire Random Facts: Was adopted into the family after being kicked out of the track for the last time. Loves shredding newspapers and burying small apliances in the background. Once returned to the race track to mate. Holds the position for the "Simpsons Family Dog". Voiced By: Dan Castellaneta
Martin Prince
Daddy's chubby little secret!
Age: 10 Attracts: Bullies Position: 4th Grade Class President I.Q.: 216 (160 is considered genius) Traits: Loves to squel on his classmates. Enjoys an afternoon principle ass-kissing. Steadily reminds the teacher when she has not collected the homework. Has a hobby of correcting classmates grammer. Often bakes raison roundees for Mrs. Krabappel.
Goal: To engineer a vaccine against cooties. Voiced By: Russi Taylor
Lionel Hutz
The Law Talkin’ Guy
Also Known As: Miguel Sanchez (Marge on the Lam) Nationality: American Hometown: Springfield Current Residence: Springfield YMCA (Marge on the Lam) Occupation: Lawyer (Most Episodes), Real Estate Agent (Realty Bites), Babysitter (Marge on the Lam), Expert Shoe Repair (Burn’s Heir), Substitute Teacher (The PTA Disbands) How He Gets Clients: His office in Springfield Mall or Telephone booth (The Last Temptation of Homer), Chasing Ambulances (Bart Get’s Hit by a Car) Income: Eight Dollars, Two Popcicle and an old broken bird cage (Marge on the Lam) Relationships: Married to Selma Bouvier (Two Mrs Nahasapeemapetilons) Hair Colour: Brown Skin colour: Yellow How does he dress? Suit and tie Habits: Drinking at 9 in the morning (Marge get’s a Job) Greatest flaw: Losing almost every case he ever worked on. Fears: A World Without Lawyers (Marge in Chains) First Appearance: Bart Get’s Hit By A Car Voiced By: The Great Phil Hartman, who unfortunately passed away causing Lionel Hutz to be retired
Abraham Simpson
Grampa
Birthplace: An Unknown Country (Much Apu about Nothing) Residence: Springfield Retirement Home Occupation: Fast Food Employee (Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy), Former War Hero, Now Retired. What he does in his Spare Time: Best Bets to get a good seat at the Staring Window’ (Old Man and the Lisa) Income: Social Security Payments ($pringfield) Relationships: Mona Simpson, Selma Bouvier (Rome-old and Juli-eh), Bea Simmons (Old Money), Zelda (The Old Man and The Key) Hair Colour: Yellow Skin colour: Yellow How does he dress?: Pinkish Shirt and Bluish Pants Habits: Telling Stories that don’t go anywhere Greatest flaw: Causing People to be bored with him Fears: Santa Claus (Simpsons Christmas Stories) First Appearance: Tracey Ullman Short: Grampa and the Kids. Voiced By: Dan Castellaneta
Moe Szyslak
Moe
Occupation: Bartender and owner of Moe's Tavern. What he does in his Spare Time: Trys to kill himeself and feeds his obessive nature. Relationships: Mostly his Love life is nonexistent love life due to his vulgarity towards women and his ugly appearance. However he did have a fairly decent relationship Maya and has always had a strong love and crush towards Marge. He has been romantically involved with Edna Krabappel as well as Marge's sister Selma. He also has stalked Maud Flanders. Hair Colour: Gray Skin colour: Yellow How does he dress?: An apron, blue shirt and dark tan pants. Also wears a bow tie. Random Facts: Moe works at the tavern in springfield and sells duff and other alcohol Best freinds are Homer ,Barney, Lenny, and Carl Moe thinks he is ugly.
Greatest flaw: Creepiness, Ugliness, and lack of Self Confidence Fears: Never finding a spouse or anyone that loves him First Appearance: The first episode ever: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire Profile created by: simpsonslover sweden Voiced By: Christopher Collins who died in 1994 and was replaced by Harry Shearer and Hank Azaria respectively.
Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofski
Krusty the Clown
Birthdate: October 6, 1950 Weight almost 200 pounds including 30 pounds of makeup , and he also carries heavy weapons Occupation: Clown and Entertainer Religion Jewish Best Friend: Mr.Teeny, his helper monkey Children Daughter, Sophie Past Loves And Relationships: Mia Farrow (ex-wife), Female soilder during Gulf War(mother of Sophie), Princess Penelope(current wife) Catch Phrase: "Hey hey, kids!" ; Goofy laugh Addictions: Cigarettes and alcohol (and, in one episode, Percodan) Products: Krusty alarm clocks, Krusty dolls, Krusty eye wash, Krusty Klown Kollege, Krusty home pregnancy test, Krusty Bubble Gum, Krusty Cereal, Krusty Burger Voiced By: Dan Castellaneta
Ned Flanders
Ned Flanders
Age: 60 Jobs:Pharmaceuticals salesperson, Owner of the Leftorium, Flancrest Enterprises, Praiseland amusement park Religion Devout Christian Favorite Book: The Bible Children: Todd and Rodd Prized Possesion: Propane Elaine, his gas grill Pet Peeve: Maude underlining passages in his Bible Moustache names: "Nose Neighbour", "Mr. Tickles", "The Soup Strainer", "The Cookie Duster", "The Pushbroom", "Dr. Fuzzenstein", and "Mr.Fuzz" Catch Phrase: "Hi-diddly-ho, neighborino" First Appearance: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire Voiced By: Harry Shearer
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Jr., Ph.D.
Apu
Age: 45 Occupation:Propietor of Kwik-E-Mart Religion Hinduism Children: The Nahasapeemapetilon Octuplets Education: Ph.D. in computer science; Graduated from Calcutta Institute of Technology, going on to earn his doctorate at the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology. Catch Phrase: "Thank you, come again!" First Appearance: The Telltale Head Voiced By: Hank Azaria
John Nerdelbaum I. Q. Frink, Jr
Age: 39 IQ: 197 Occupation:College professor at Springfield Heights Institute of Technology Children: John Frink III Education:Advanced degree in hyperbolic topology Inventions: Hamburger earmuffs, 8-month after pill, automatic phone dialer, radio-controlled plane Acheivements: Cured Frink's Disease and discovered Frinkonium First Appearance: Old Money Voiced By: Hank Azaria
Otto Mann
Otto Mann
Age: 29 Occupation: Springfield Elementary bus driver Education:Attended Brown University Driving Record:No license; 15 bus accidents Urine test results: Crack, smack, uppers, downers, outers, inners, horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers, green goofers, yellow submarines, LSD Mach 3 First Appearance: Homer's Odyssey Voiced By: Harry Shearer
Kenton Brockman
Kent Brockman
Age:63 Occupation: Channel 6 news anchor Personality:frequently judgmental; careerist to the point of absurdity Loves:Botox, cigarettes Vehicle: Mercedes-Benz S420 First Appearance: The Telltale Head Voiced By: Harry Shearer
Dr. Julius M. Hibbert, M.D.
Dr. Hibbert
Age: 50 Occupation: Physician at Springfield General Hospital How he payed for medical college: Performed as a male stripper under the pseudonym "Malcolm Sex" Personality: Honest and good-hearted Education: Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine Vehicles: Green Mercedes-Benz G500, silver Volvo 850 sedan, Porsche Neighbors: Wiggum family First Appearance: Bart the Daredevil Voiced By: Harry Shearer
Dr. Nicholas "Nick" Riviera
Nick Riviera
Age: 45 Occupation: Physician at Springfield General Hospital Education: Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Degrees: "Mayo Clinic Correspondence School", "Club Med School", "Female Body Inspector" and "I went to medical school for four years and all I got was this lousy diploma" Walk-In Clinic Location: 44 Bow Street Phone Number: 555-NICK Or 1-600-DOCTORB ("The B is for 'Bargain'") Catch Phrase: "Hi, everybody!" First Appearance: Bart Gets Hit by a Car Voiced By: Hank Azaria
Dr. William MacDougal
Groundskeeper Willie
Age: 45 Occupation: Groundskeeper of Springfield Elementary School Personality: Stereotypical angry Scottish man Relative: Gravedigger Billy Feats: Wrestled an Alaskan timber wolf Orgin: Glasgow, Loch Ness, or North Kiltown in Scotland Trademark: Gruffly-spoken insulting retort First Appearance: Principal Charming Voiced By: Dan Castellaneta
Robert Underdunk Terwilliger
Sideshow Bob
Age: 56 Occupation: Criminal Personality: Stereotypical angry Scottish man Greatest Enemy: Bart Simpson Tattoos: "Die Bart, Die"(Chest) ; Bart's Head (decapitated) on his skateboard, with a speech bubble, saying, "Ouch, Man!"(Back); "Luv" and "Hat" (Knuckles);Skull & Crossbones(Upper Left Arm); Knife(Upper Right Arm) First Appearance: The Telltale Head Voiced By: Kelsey Grammer
Clancy Wiggum
Chief Wiggum
Age: 40 Occupation: Police chief Weight: 240 pounds Height: 5'9 Personality: Dim-witted, ignorant, grossly incompetent, and lazy Family: Sarah Wiggum(wife); Ralph Wiggum(son); Iggy Wiggum(father) First Appearance: Homer's Odyssey Voiced By: Hank Azaria
Reverend Timothy Lovejoy
Reverend Lovejoy
Age: 41 Occupation: Pastor of the Church Biggest Competitors: NFL, warm beds on a Sunday morning and cable Hobby: Toy trains Books: Hell:It's Not Just for Christians Anymore and a pamphlet called Satan's Boners Family: Helen(wife); Jessica(daughter) First Appearance: The Telltale Head Voiced By: Harry Shearer
Bernard Gumble
Barney Gumble
Age: 40 Occupation: Springfield town drunk Previous Jobs: Barney's Bowl-O-Rama, Snow plow driver, Astronaut for NASA Personality: Friendly and good-natured Birthday: April 20 Loves: Alcohol Catch Phrase: "BURRRRRRPPPP!!!" First Appearance: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire Voiced By: Dan Castellaneta
Jeff Albertson
Comic Book Guy
Age: 45 Occupation: Propietor of The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop Education: Master's degree in folklore and mythology Personality: Socially incompetent, sarcastic, geeky Vehicle: AMC Gremlin License plate: NCC-1701(registry number of Star Trek's USS Enterprise) Tattoo: Superman logo(upper right buttock) Illegal Videos in his store: Mr. Rogers drunk, Alien Autopsy, Illegal Alien Autopsy, a top secret American nuclear war strategy session, a "good version" of The Godfather Part III, Kent Brockman picking his nose, and Ned Flanders in a police informant video Pets Dog named Chewbacca (currently deceased) Favorite places to be: Gaming Tournament, Parent's Basement, Baseball Card Convention, Indy Pro Wrestling Event,Yard Sale, Sci-Fi Comic Book Convention Catch Phrase: "Worst... (Noun)... ever" First Appearance: Three Men and a Comic Book Voiced By: Hank Azaria
Joseph Fitzgerald O'Malley Fitzpatrick O'Donnell The Edge "Joe" Quimby
Mayor Quimby
Age: 53 Occupation: Mayor of Springfield Personality: Slick, opportunistic, womanizer Birthday: April 20 Labels: "tax-cheating," "wife-swapping," and "pot-smoking" Catch Phrase: "Vote Quimby" First Appearance: Bart Gets an F Voiced By: Dan Castellaneta
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